HERE BE COMMENTS. I hope. Anything you ave to say about my Axel muse goes here for him to read while in bed with his latest partner for the horizontal tango. I'll be looking forward to anything you have to say. :D Oh, but please also remember to hit the profile page for some details on what beat  this particular axel muse dances to.

Hmm, man what happens when I get busy....♥

So everyone's been tallying up chocolate & letters now~?  I've gotten a few of both kinds, but the girls usually learn better.

Oh yeah, the love month merch has been selling like hotcakes- Paired handcuffs, Vday edible body paint (chocolate, rose water, strawberry and cherries), the limited edition maid outfit, love police, and broken-heart collar/whip set...  We're even down to the last box of the pink chocolate lube (never thought they'd get sold). Not to mention the last few novelty long stem rose dildo (giving an extra lot of love with a new twist).

If anyone wants to order anything for a little catch up with your one up or make up sex with the ex, you better do it fast. ♥

[ooc: lol, Axel was busy on Vday. I'm sure you can imagine. Oh yeah. both kinds = giri and the other which I forget.]

Right.

I'm going out tonight.

[ooc:lol, he's somewhat too pissed off to say anything. Plus, this way he expends some of the negative energy getting drunk and such. Also, doubt he cares too much about what's been going on...i.e. his mun hasnt caught up yet. .>>; I'm gonna be slow for a bit, still.]

Yet another year of fun and smut, eh~?

Spent most of the holiday season after Assch and Dem got themselves mostly sorted getting drunk best way to handle the memories and probably laid somewhere in between bottles so I may have missed a few things, but I'm guessing I wasn't too terribly missed~? ♥

( Whatever. (NVPB) )

[NVPB]
...Damn, I get busy enough to not go to Fortuna and this thing happens. From what I'm hearing from my friends who got away, it got pretty violent. And the fire had to be freaking fantastic. If poorly planned. Idiots.

For the record I didn't have anything to do with that one.

Looks like the hive's been stirred, anyway- goverment's shown their greasy hand and all that shit. Soon enough, there won't be any in betweens and maybe this party'll get started.
[/NVPB]

Too fucking tired. Now that Asch's finally out of the hospital, might get some proper sleep, though.

Demyx: Not a word. I wasn't in my right mind last time. 

Your Kiss is Red

You are intense about kissing but easily distracted. You kiss for attention, power, and passion. It doesn't take a lot for you to want to kiss someone. If you see a kissing opportunity, you always go for it! Kissing Type: Kissaholic (admit it!) People See Your Kisses as: Seductive You Kiss Best With: An Orange Kisser Stay away from: A Blue Kisser

What Your Cute Monster Says About You

You are a vibrant, vivacious person. When you live, you live as wildly and loudly as possible. You are very bold. You are willing to stand up and be a leader. Your inner demon is intensity. You have a tendency to let your passions take over. People think you're cute because you're fiery. When you get worked up, it's charming.

...last time I take quizzes my coworker recommends.

You should take that last one, Rokachu, seeing as you're in the habit of the round and cuddly these days.

Fucking cold. My fingers are about to fall off and the heater still hasn't gotten fixed. Kit's been burrowing in my bed, too. I think she's trying to hibernate. She also stashed her favorite condom chew toys under my pillow and won't let me touch them.

I'm not even gonna think about dressing for work in this.

Well, been dropping by to stand guard with Ka-hime at Asch's bedside before work- nothing happening, which is both good and bad, I guess. Not getting as much sleep as I used to, but I was kinda looking forward to the whole test out the firearms thing up deserving parties' asses. I don't know how it's possible for one guy to get into this much hospital time. Then again, Ka-hime's probably dead on with the white place being Asch's one true love. Does he have membership there yet?

Damn, though,  sometimes, it still feels like he's....avoiding something with me... Can't be. right?

Meanwhile, business has been going well over at the store- plenty of people just need the right kind of encouragement , you know~? Can't believe half of them don't know the difference between a vibrator and a dildo, but hey, the porn industry doesn't need to be picky. We're expecting a new shipment of 'fellatio funpals' - seems the guy who got a free sample told all his friends and they bought the shelves out.
I thought the alleys were getting more love than usual that weekend.

Oh yeah, uniform change. Right now I'm supposed to man the counter with the tarty pimp suit and guess what's  under it.


[ooc: second strike unhackable unless you have something constructive to say. No, Kuja, bitching is NOT constructive.♥ 'Sides you got your share.]

Just got off the phone.

Looks like I'm the new manager for a branch of Condominium. With the new expanded line of toys , threads, and tricks for the horny buyer. Just in time for Halloween, too, if any of you're up for it.♥ I'd pretty much recommend one of the pumpkinhead bangers.♥ We take all sorts of orders and online, too .

Story seems to be that the last guy quit- couldn't take handling both sides of the accounts or something like that. Then again, might just have gotten tired of hearing all the city's dirty little secrets. The shifty jailbait in the bikini they have doesn't know a dildo from a vibrator, he says, so, friend calls me up and asks how soon I can get on the counter. I told him it depended on what he was planning to do with it. Annnd I'm hired.

Running multi-flavored condom emporiums with a side of sex toys can't be worse than filling cups. The loose promotions gig that comes with it is pretty straightforward, too. I'm pretty much a natural, already. ♥

Candy counter condoms aside, Kit loves the place already- just have to keep her out of the merchandise. She's chewing on the nut flavors, right now. And yeah, we have some really weird shit here and enough normal shit to keep vanilla's busy.♥

Oh, and I'm supposed to wear some of the merch. Think I'll start off with the incubus outfit.

(ooc comment of doom Or How This Came To Be (edited slightly to save the eyes of the prudent)/Why Nikki and Michi should NEVER be allowed into a sex shop and possibly be allowed to be in the same room or country:
( dork,some inappropriateness, a lot of crack, but mostly just dork.♥ You have been warned. (PG15) )</div>

 

XD And so. Condominium, as far as I know, is an actual condom/whatever shop in japan- the last hiruma-mun went there and showed me a pic she took of the sign. I had to stop myself from a lot of really bad jokes, and partially succeeded, and it is only by virtue of self preservation that I didn't write JUST CALL 888-SEX or E-MALE SEXBOYS@YAHOO.COM and before you ask, the shop caters to ALL sexes and orientations.

And the journal entry title was originally a typo for NOT FOR HIRE. I will not contemplate how my n became an h. It is quite likely that supernatural intervention or weird chemical reactions were at work. Failing that, there're always the aliens.♥)

Fired from my day job. Been sleeping too much in the staff room, got caught telling impressionables about the dirty bookstore down the street, that sort of thing. *yawns* Haven't been cutting my wrists or anything about it. They even stopped giving out the free coffeemulch bags- think the boss is keeping them for his wife's breast enhancement. Guy has absolutely no taste, but it might revamp their sex life, the way he drinks coffee.

[NVPB]

'Sides, I still have the night gigs so no shit on that one. I'll just look for another day job once those are over.

Speaking of gigs, since Riku got eaten by his buddha bears, I'm gonna take band roll call. All members report and we'll give everyone a spanking session sort everything out. I'm not too keen on liquidating, but we'll cut it clean, come to that. If we don't, the place I'm step-in drumming for wouldn't mind another full band around. Just not gauranteeing you'll leave the night chaste. If you don't tell me you're still alive, I'm gonna chalk another one up for the buddha bears and we'll look around for more members.

Damn fucking hyena also means Burning Beat's outta commision I guess.

[ooc: last strike unhackable.]

Finally! If I knew it took this long to replace some damn cables I would've made sure Kit couldn't get at them. I liked it better when she was just after the flavored condoms.

I'm thinking of celebrating the return of my internet- anyone with me? What the hell's been happening around here anyway?

Oh and Kuja? The dentist offer still stands. You don't seem to be handling well, do you~? 

To the Masticated Marluxia Alliance: I think I have a plan that's not too bloody for our Ka-hime,

[NVPB]
Ah, right, I took up a part time gig as a drummer in a club downtown, what with the band missing a bass and all. Plus, they have a sweet set of drums over there. Not to mention the view.♥ It's been taking up most of my time, but I think I'm adjusting to the new schedule now.

Might get lucky on that missing spot, though- there've been a lot of people coming into the city lately.
[/NVPB]

[unhackable]
....Well shit. You'd think he'd at least say goodbye. Bastard. He knows I... can't stand it when people do this.

[/unhackable]

[ooc: strike unhackable to those unconcerned! Annnnd back! dang that was a long break. First it was 2 weeks of exams, then it was food poisoning, then it was a bloody sprained ankle. Life just keeps getting better. >< Lots of things to cover, and yeah I presume a lotta logs too. Just gimme a tap of anything I need to know that I missed- or even the ones I don't need to know ;D Gossip is a community's lifeblood! 8D ]

Dammn, I really haven't posted since getting back? Must be a Kugaki effect.

Party's been as parties go, stuff happened, stuff happens, and everyone gets drunk off their ass. Pretty much a good party. ♥

And 'bout time you got your ass out of jail, Assch. How did you get arrested, anyway?

I've been tinkering around with the gun Hiru gave me to play with, actually. They're big boys, but I think I can manage them.  Not like I haven't touched a gun before. I'm getting a friend to get a license made up for me, so it'll all be nice and legally illegal.

Meantime, Kit's been showing interest in my laptop. Had to drag her away a few times, so if you get a Kit post, don't blame me.

I figured I'd take a few pictures of her, since she's been getting really big and losing all the baby pudge...

( Foxy Lady ♥ )[ooc: Isnt she cuuuute? XD Title from the codename of my exchange gift partner last christmas. No joke.♥]

I've been cleaning out my inbox, found a few stuff people wanted me to try answering...

The SEME or UKE Quiz created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as The Devilish UKE You are by far the toughest UKE out there and possibly the most insane. Most people call you a smart-ass or a jerk but just because you get them mad at you doesn't mean you want to hurt them. There is something inside of you that hates to hurt people but the excitement is just too good to waste. Some think you're funny and others think you don't know when to quit but then again you don't really give a damn. You are a fan of comedy and comedians but only because they have the same mind that you do and they speak it so easily. If you are such a person then congratulations, the stinging whip of a Homicidal SEME may do you some good and teach you a lesson.. or make you want the punishment even more, whichever works best. Most SEME can't handle you so it's best to not scare them half to death. Most of any other UKE would befriend you in an instant if you would stop pulling tricks on them. To wrap up your description I sha'll say that you can handle anything. Any kink, and position, any ANYTHING. All you really care about is getting the punishment - some may call it masochism but you just call it heaven. The Devilish UKE 95% The Homicidal SEME 95% The Breaker SEME 75% The Optimistic UKE 50% The Gentle SEME 35% The Sorrowful UKE 30%

You scored as a The Homicidal SEME You are the truly highest level of SEME as well as the most dangerous and sadistic. You love to force others to do your bidding and have absolutely no clue what others mean by 'feeling sorry'. You like the dark, evil, and heartless but nothings fun if you don't get to break it. You will not tolerate others pushing you around and an easy word for your personality is bossy. You could skip the romance and get right to the bed if you wanted to but then again you never even need the romantic-hoo-ha and that's why you're matched with he Devilish UKE. All UKE fear you in some way but that's jut how you like it. You could never befriend anyone that your little Devil-UKE didn't show you to which means the only SEME you would get along with would be the Breaker SEME. It has been established that you are the kinkiest kink in all of kink-town but one thing you really love is to make your partner beg and to punish them. Don't be afraid, be insane.


Does this mean I get to screw myself? Hmm, well not complaining.♥


[ooc: Because I just found it funny. XD It seems you need to be super attracted to cute faces to be a seme, though? Only thing that made Axel an uke. Anyway yes, sorta gone for the weekend.]

Well, I'm back. Turns out the homophobic vandals were wimps anyway.♥ I almost forgot how much there is at the beach. Or how much you can do in a beach shop.♥ Don't think he'll be having trouble with any pushy girls for a while, anyway. You'd think the guy hadn't gotten any in years, really. Think some of the girls even got pictures.

Kadaj: I'll pick up Kit tomorrow.
Asch: Weekend should be good for the suit
Kuja: you can't talk fashion while wearing oversized gray legwarmers.♥

[ooc, also:




Because Axel looks way too pretty in that and I couldnt resist the caption. XD Omg Squeenix you whooooores, now nobody can finish the game cos they'll have this on loop.]

[ooc: HELL WEEK IS OVAH. And not a moment too soon. My brain's still fried, but this is a birthday post for anyone who isn't busy with the Olympics~

Basically, Axel's birthday (in my personal fanon) is August 8 and since it IS 8/8/8 this post is your chance to lambast, adore, make insults or confer anything under the sun from wishes and gifts to congratulations for actually surviving another year without getting weirdass diseases to the muse. ♥ IC, of course. Think of it as his mailbox of sorts. Should be back and RPing soonish.♥

And since I did make it for 8/8/8 day...
It was pretty hurried, as you can see, best I can do given I was studying for midterms at the same time.

]

Someone I know just called me up- he's been having trouble with some sorta beachshop he set up way out of town and he wants me over. I'm guessing it isn't for my awesome  moral support. Way I hear it,  it might get a little messy. Guess I'll be needing those guns, Hiru.  And maybe that suit too, SuperAssch. ♥ Get some matching garters for Ka-hime, alright?

Guess I really can't say no to a friend in need. Too few to call. Speaking of which that bastard still hasn't picked up Kit. And she's getting way too attached to the flavored condoms. It's like that little kid at the shop with his dog and tickle me elmo doll

Well that's it . He already talked to my boss. Sweet talker that he is, that's no surprise, and now I'm gonna be gone for a week or so with no harm done.

Everything seems to have settled down a bit, too.

Don't miss me too much.♥

Damn hell, what was the boss thinking putting me on INVENTORY duty ? Just 'cos the manager and her can't agree on what kind of sweetener they want... Well I got home at dawn,  after counting the last of the tiny coffee bags and the boss and him still couldn't agree on where the hell all the sugar went. Idiots.

Seems I missed a busy night, though, what with all the next door gossipers twittering about the 'scandalous hot actor' accident and the fire both. If I get bored, I might actually take a look at the paper.

----PRIVATE (like under many many encryptions and firewalls) (hiruma-hackable)-----
Now that, my friends, is a work of art. ♥

No blood, no gore, and a nice shiny beacon streaking up into the fading night.

The nay-sayers are still going on and on and pretty much wetting their pants worrying about the government, though.  Too bad. The thing about peaceful protests is that they're just peaceful enough to be safely ignored. We keep waiting and this little 'rebellion''ll be in the tenth generation before anything happens.

Last I checked, though, worrying over pleasing the government wasn't what the cause was about.

Sometimes you have to shake things up to see what settles. The upper up's getting angry and making some mistakes are just a part of it.♥
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Heh, I'm with the oldies on this one- all the late night laundry and clubbing and streaking semi-naked on the damn streets I want.♥

Council's several pets short of the get, though~

The Street finds ways. ♥

And I just might help it along.

Stuff'll just be happening inside and behind closed doors. Guess the faint-heart kids will be stuck twiddling  like goody two shoes'.
Oh yeah:
Hiru - when does the party start~?
Assch- gratz and dont come back in a wheelchair.♥
Ka-hime- Think we need to get black suits tailored 'fore Assch gets back?
Sui-chan - Any chances of getting your Hairmat of a twin to shave his head off? I mean his head.♥ Both of them for a bonus.
let's see, what else...
Ku-gaki- do us all a favor and put an actual skirt on, would ya? And maybe stab your own ass with your nails for a change while you're at it.

[ooc:  'pets short of the get' = derived from PETTING BEFORE THE GETTING. (describing foreplay and sex respectively).  YEAH NIKKI I SEE YOU HONING IN ON THIS ENTRY NAO.
So basically Axel is all "and the point of this was?" (aka whatevahhhhhh) and in more debate-y terms, he's questioning the effectiveness of the proposal. XD Since he figures juvenile delinquents wouldn't mind breaking one extra rule by nature of being delinquents (he is having personal exp, yo). And then the rest are just random fun. 

Hiruma's note: Axel's talking about the building bonfire idea- he's actually looking forward to it, it seems.♥ Figures. The pyro.]

Skipping work for a bit- they'll have to get over it, somehow- and staying in for a couple of days.

[ooc: Re: the awesome team sport of getting naked together- havent decided on that yet, actually- anyway, now that I have your attention, this be backdated? Or something like it, to when the Axel-Agon log happened.]

And it's gnawing on the fishnet.

An acquaintance of mine's going out of town for a few months and I just happened to have nothing in my apartment ransacking it while I'm away. Long story short, we did a little tradeoff and now this scrap of vixen is making out with my shirt. How it got into the closet is anyone's guess. Suppose I should just be glad the sensitive stuff's too high up for it. So far, it's also invaded my bed (waking up with a mouthful of tail is almost normal, now. ), the kitchen (where it follows anyone around and begs-  her owner spoiled him beyond reason), and my neighbors' underwear closet. ♥ Taking care of her has been keeping me busy, what with the double shifts I've been pulling at the cafe too. (One of them took maternity leave. She's in highschool.)

Note to self: Never make a deal while drunk, old friends or no. This kinda petsitting isn't something I want to get used to.

It looks like Assch has gone and made an idiot of himself again despite what Ka-hime, Lulu, or I try to do about it. We should probably do something about it if the doc's not helping. Anyone with me?

Ka-hime's not exactly having a time of it at court, either- seems like there's a lot of messy stuff going around. Can't be that bad if you get let off the hook at the end, though?

Oh, and Ku-gaki? Get some better comebacks. ♥ And your roots are showing. By the way, just how do you shave with that thing on?

[lol, took me this long to think of a journal entry that wasnt lame, yes. And it still kinda is. Anyway, strikes viewable to whom adressed.
And yes, Axel is running around his apartment shirtless. He's been seen in less.

I was indecisive as to when i was gonna make the injured!axel post post agonaxel log, but I think I'lll wait till hiruma and agon are both around. :)

Also, WHOS UP FOR SOME MANLY NAKED BONDING VIA PUBLIC BATHS? And of course, the girls can have their own little girls night in the ajoining baths. XD]